Welcome to the Commonhealth of Casakhstan

Coat of arms of the Commonhealth of Casakhstan

We are a digital nation, committed to the health and welfare of our citizens. Founded on the belief that people deserve life and health and to be able to say FUCK the establishment!

— ~marcus, Minister of Foreign Affairs, 2021-04-22

The Commonhealth of Casakhstan started as as a group of basements in a typical American neighborhood, connected together using tunnels. We evicted our own landlords, killed the HOA, and took back control over our lives. In the event of the landlords, or of other neoliberal constructs, coming back for us, our basement headquarters will protect us.

We noticed the grand success that was the anti-globalist move that the sailors on the Ever Given ship made by blocking the Suez Canal. The Egyptian authorities then tried to seize this ship, this means of counter-consumerism, something which we cannot consider acceptable. We therefore took control of the ship and turned it into our own nation.

The Casakhstan's ship, the Ever Given
☭ powered by communism
福 steered by luck
🏳️‍🌈 commandeered by love

Facts and Figures

Ever Given
0 m²
Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up (1987)
25 permanent residents
Offishul language
English (Casakhstan)
ISO 3166-1 alpha-2 country code

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