English dialect of the Casakhstan

The Commonhealth of Casakhstan speaks its own dialect of English, mostly inspired by the dialect of the Internet (en-WWW) but which has evolved to include Casakhstan-specific words or grammatical rules. This page documents some of the Casakhstan-specific changes that have been found to be in common use.

Trying to force a grammar or a vocabulary onto a population just for the sake of pleasing linguists is not acceptable. This document may not be used for such purposes.

Words

borgar

A hamburger that ~lucidiot is likely to review on his French blog.

chihuahuaco

A French taco in a triple-meat (XL) size or above. From chihuahua + taco: a taco that weighs as much as a chihuahua.

chikkun

Alternative spelling of chicken.

cofe

Short for coffee.

covfefe

A strange word originally tweeted by Donald Trump, which we use to refer to coffee.

offishul

Official. Used pejoratively, to make fun of the implied seriousness.

profeshunul

Professional. Used pejoratively, to make fun of the implied seriousness.